the editing room

the editing room - abridged scripts for movies - (..) a web site devoted to bringing movie buffs around the world completely inaccurate, short scripts of movies.

zugegeben, der unterhaltungswert steigt nochmal deutlich, wenn man den entsprechenden film schon kennt.

dennoch. großartig!


bittesehr, matrix reloaded:


laurence fishburne: "hurry, we have to get randall out of here!"

carrie-anne moss: "and take him where, exactly?"

laurence fishburne: "uhhhh.. away from the bad guys? it doesn't matter, we're just waiting for neo to save us."

carrie-anne moss: "don't you realize that without any real goal, this scene is utterly without tension, regardless of how cool it is, stylistically?"

laurence fishburne: "this is a matrix film, there's no point to anything other than style."

they are chased by two albino rastafarians. more video game music plays in the background.

albino rastafarian #1: "we are utterly pointless."

albino rastafarian #2: "yes we are."

eventually, keanu reeves saves them all and takes them to a secret hideout.